Opening Up I know I’m in my second childhood when I can no longer open a childproof cap. Press and turn right gets me nowhere. The direction arrow is hidden in white circles in white print on an all-white top in a recessed braille scribble determined to resist my finger reading. I pull up—no heavenly release. Down—just another circle of hell. I look for a child older than five playing outside on the community green, but school is still in session and I need to take my pill. Seeing her medical vials littering the nightstand, I risk rousing my snoring wife. The dog, wagging under the blanket, mercifully wakes her. I show her the bottle, its stubborn seal. She opens it swiftly, too fast for me to learn. She puts the cap back on loosely, hands it to me, returns to sleep. I try to remove it gently, but twist too far—locking it again. Her bottles are neatly aligned, black print on white tops. I read the directions, try to duplicate them on mine. More frustration. Her bottles are CVS. Mine are Walgreens. Each chain has its own locking system. Each resists the aging hand. Frustrated, I go to the kitchen, smash the bottle open with a marinating mallet, brave the shards, and finally take my pill. When she wakes, she finds the fragments, sighs, and puts them in a ziplock bag. There will be a tongue-lashing. But I’ve taken my pill. And now— I can sleep.
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