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Alien: Romulus: A Greatest Hits Version That Won’t Make You Scream

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MOVIE INFO:

While scavenging the deep ends of a derelict space station, a group of young space colonizers come face to face with the most terrifying life form in the universe.


REVIEW:

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Alien: Romulus doesn’t really try to recreate the series.  It’s content to recycle the greatest hits.  It’s filler. The original 1979 masterpiece has never been exceeded, not even by Ridley Scott. 

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Romulus is all nuts and bolts action adventure with sufficient but not overly inventive frights and splatter.  It’s biggest problem: its heroine and supporting cast are the blandest and most generic of the series.  Disposability rather than originality is its hallmark.  The director and writer Fede Alvarez doesn’t want anyone mourning these folks.  The next recycle hit is all that matters to him.  Unfortunately, it’s also the most darkly shot too.  A lot gets lost in the blur of inky black.  Even Ian Holm, who died a few years back, is AI-ed in, to give it some original creds. 

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Romulus tells a familiar, undeveloped story of adversity, grit, perseverance, adaptability and fight for survival.  It centers on Rain (Cailee Spaeny), a 20-something contract worker in a grim outer-space mining colony. There, along with Andy (David Jonsson), a glitchy android that she loves and calls her brother, Rain yearns to leave the sunless planet and the punishing conditions that condemned both her parents to early deaths. She soon gets her chance when some other friends share that they’re planning an escape in an abandoned space station that has conveniently drifted above their planet.

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Alvarez is efficient at delivering the karaoke version and details.  He’s economical with his setup. The sets are adaqustely creepy . The corridors are empty enough to allow for a good killing zone.  Just the mystery is not mysterious.  They’re the same old evil, human killing alien bunch. Something is wrong when the sets are better than the plot. 

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Spaeny is an appealing performer.  Her youth and slight frame deceivingly suggest childlike frailty.  She’s audience sympathetic immediately.  She even mirrors the  Sigourney Weaver original in facial bone structure and hairstyle. She’s almost good enough to be Ripley’s symbolic hair.   

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The aliens still retain their shock even if the humans don’t.  They’re better company than Rain’s friends.  I didn’t mind their deaths when the bloodlust starts. Too bad they die too fast.  Android Andy is ironically the best drawn and human of the lot.  He and Rain make a fine duo.  Too bad Ian Holm’s Rook AI shows up to remind everyone how good the original really was. 

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Alien: Romulus gets a 3.0/5 or a B.

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CREDITS:

Directed by

Fede Álvarez

Written by

Based on

Produced by

Starring

Cinematography

Galo Olivares

Edited by

Jake Roberts

Music by

Benjamin Wallfisch

Production

companies

Distributed by

20th Century Studios

Release dates

  • August 15, 2024(EIFF)
  • August 16, 2024(United States)

Running time

119 minutes[1]

Country

United States

Language

English

Budget

$80 million


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5 responses to “Alien: Romulus: A Greatest Hits Version That Won’t Make You Scream”

  1. clcouch123 Avatar

    Thanks for this review. I’m sorry the film misses its marks. I’d think the original story would be continued (maybe ending up on the aliens’ homeworld) or an entirely new saga begun. You’re right that having Ian Holm’s character worked in is disappointing. And you’re right that the first film is the best. The second film was a fun adventure movie (if not like the first film). And after that, well. But more good work on your part!

  2. Coswald Avatar

    Yes. To all of this.

  3. Chuckster Avatar
    Chuckster

    The series seems to emphasize ‘mining’ as a theme. But somehow, for some reason, galactic mining just seems resource illogical to me. How could it be logical to return vast amounts of mineral resources back to earth for consumption? Wouldn’t it be more logical to also build the smelters and factories nearer to the raw materials? What would be the result of returning huge tonnage of raw mineral resources to a home planet for processing? Global warming would be magnified in processing such resources. But what about Gravity on earth with the addition of vast mineral resources available across the universe?

  4. Cadeegirl Gee Avatar

    The picture – ugh! Lol!

  5. pk 🌎 Avatar

    Well done 💯
    Blessed and Happy monday🌈

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