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God Reads The NY Times and Comments

“ A preacher who doesn’t believe in God”,

The NY Times headline proclaimed.

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God read it, laughed and commented,

“I knew that. What the Times doesn’t know

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is that half of Catholic priest do it for the boys,”

he said, blaspheming the church but not himself.

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God turned the page

looking for more funny stuff.

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“What is the blood of a poor man worth?”,

the Times headline cried.

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“As much as a child’s, not more than my son’s.”

HE wryly chuckled, knowing the answer,

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making a mental note to ask Jesus

to donate more to the world blood drive.

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“Brat museum starts a Holocaust controversy”,

the Times horrifyingly screamed.

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“God, I love a good dog more than anyone,

but hurting spaces are sacred and forever mine.”

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“My church is a place of prayer, not Amazon.com,”

he howled updating his son’s words for the world.

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“#Exposechristianschools: are readers weigh in,”

the final Times headline stated.

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HE shook his head and then proclaimed:

“ The public school across the street,

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trying to teach fact from fiction, good from bad,

that is a Christian school!

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The underfunded school struggling the best it can,

that is a Christian school!

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Spaces where you love your fellow man,

that is a Christian school!

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Praying in your closet in a space only I can hear,

that is a Christian school!”

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When HE was done

God handed the Times to Jesus.

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Jesus reads it deeply

seeking the gospel truth.

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He closed it with a sigh.

Jesus wept.

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God saw Jesus weeping

and commented:

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“My God”, HE said,

“Develop a sense of humor.”

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Jesus wept. Jesus wept. Jesus wept.

And then He wept some more.

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God cried, said he was sorry,

as HE and Jesus wept some more.


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